> In your absence I find other forms of amusement.
I was unimpressed until this one at least.
gkhartman 30 days ago [-]
> Never pet your dog when it is on fire
Got this one after a few refreshes. After having just read through a handful of statements, most of which can be understood as a complement, I sat there trying to figure out how to take this obvious advise as a complement before realizing I was trying to make sense of AI garbage. Then I had to appreciate the silliness of the whole thing and had a good laugh.
mock-possum 30 days ago [-]
I like this as a nod to both human nature to behave normally when faced with abnormal circumstance - and the reminder that that is not actually the right move.
Normally you’d just pet your dog - but if your dog is on fire, you need to not pet your dog, you need to do something else.
x3n0ph3n3 31 days ago [-]
> Woe is me, for I must forever more huddle, unminded, in the dark shadow of thine undeserved engine of procreation.
Wow.
ukuina 31 days ago [-]
> You look like someone who has lunched poorly and who has no expectations for dinner.
Some juicy morsels in there!
cf100clunk 31 days ago [-]
This is all copped from a Hungarian phrasebook, isn't it?
comrade1234 31 days ago [-]
Feels like AI slop but the UI is 1998, so I’m very confused…
CaptainFever 31 days ago [-]
It's just procedural generation. And even if it's AI, some people who use AI like retro UIs, too ;)
nickcw 31 days ago [-]
Haven't seen a cgi-bin for a long time!
mock-possum 30 days ago [-]
Markov chains my boy (guessing)
ObscureScience 31 days ago [-]
This one was pretty reasonable:
"The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism"
S_Bear 31 days ago [-]
Reminds me of the old random joke generator that was on the Brunching Shuttlecocks ages ago. That thing would have me in tears.
6stringmerc 31 days ago [-]
This stuff is gold! If only they could be converted by AI into pictograms. Why? Instant hipster tattoos!
NBJack 31 days ago [-]
> May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations.
It's got a few gems in it.
hexator 31 days ago [-]
Seems rather NSFW btw
throwaway314155 31 days ago [-]
It does?
mock-possum 30 days ago [-]
“I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.”
You know what, that’s fair, each according to their tastes.
Edit - holy shit, this one is unhinged:
“If I were to combine your blood, toes, and hair, it might not be you, but it would be enough for my basic desires.”
I was unimpressed until this one at least.
Got this one after a few refreshes. After having just read through a handful of statements, most of which can be understood as a complement, I sat there trying to figure out how to take this obvious advise as a complement before realizing I was trying to make sense of AI garbage. Then I had to appreciate the silliness of the whole thing and had a good laugh.
Normally you’d just pet your dog - but if your dog is on fire, you need to not pet your dog, you need to do something else.
Wow.
Some juicy morsels in there!
It's got a few gems in it.
You know what, that’s fair, each according to their tastes.
Edit - holy shit, this one is unhinged:
“If I were to combine your blood, toes, and hair, it might not be you, but it would be enough for my basic desires.”