> I found out about the data stream from https://iss-mimic.github.io/Mimic/, which has considerably more and more interesting stats than just how full the piss tank is.
> I will not be adding any of them.
This, right here, is how you communicate non-goals of a project. Just perfect open-source communication best practices. We all stand to learn from this project.
(Though, predictably, some of us sit to interact with it.)
voxelghost 26 days ago [-]
I don't know why, but I imagine a situation where all communication has broken down, and the only working sensor is the one in the piss-tank, and the astronauts have to communicate in morse by modulating the delta in the tank. And some guy with ADHD, and this menu bar app installed, is going to figure out whats going on what is going on, and save them all. (Hey, Hollywood - if this turns into a movie - I want my royalties)
ffsm8 26 days ago [-]
> Hey, Hollywood - if this turns into a movie - I want my royalties
We already have precident on that topic via that short story about the reverse isekai airplane carrier to ancient Rome that was written on Reddit in early 2010s.
By writing the original on a social media platform you've effectively given full copyright to this company. If royalties need to be paid, they'd be paid to yc, not you
Lvl999Noob 26 days ago [-]
> We already have precident on that topic via that short story about the reverse isekai airplane carrier to ancient Rome that was written on Reddit in early 2010s
Can you please talk about this some more? A cursory search did not give me anything. What short story are you talking about and which adaptation of it?
Fwiw, this sounds like a take on the novel and subsequent franchise 1632. This sci-fi/historical fiction has a quarterly fan fiction compilation that has continued even after the original author’s death.
lobsterthief 26 days ago [-]
Such a sad tale. I’d love to watch a documentary about this.
jen729w 25 days ago [-]
That's not what I took from that article?
> On October 21, 2011, Reddit administrators explained that the licensing terms were designed to protect the site from potential legal action, and that they did not intend to block the production of the movie.
dartos 26 days ago [-]
Tho most likely they wouldn’t pay out any royalties and if there is legal action, they’ll just count it against the profits of the movie and record the whole thing as a wash and pay no taxes and no royalties.
pavel_lishin 26 days ago [-]
> We already have precident on that topic via that short story about the reverse isekai airplane carrier to ancient Rome that was written on Reddit in early 2010s.
... do you mean precedent of a scifi premise from social media being turned into a movie? or the precedent of a piece of media using a piss-tank's levels as a means of communication?
ffsm8 26 days ago [-]
I meant the precedent of wherever he'd be able to get royalties for something he wrote on a social media website.
you're giving full copyright to the social media website you're posting on. If someone wanted to buy a licence to use this - whatever it might be - the discussion would be between the social media platform and the licensee.
the original author of the work would not have any stake in that theoretical situation.
If you were wondering which specific case I'm referring to, ForHackernews linked to the wiki article. there is a small note on the licensing issue at the end there.
From what I remember, he had gotten a WB offer - which ultimately didn't pan out because a licensing agreeming couldn't occur. He'd have had to rewrite the story off-reddit for them to be able to license it. And that never happened.
(Well, he did rewrite it - but probably took too long, so the window of opportunity had already closed and it was never made into an actual movie)
DamonHD 26 days ago [-]
Your claim is simply untrue AFAIK.
A social media site typically takes a soft licence allowing it to store and reproduce your content (which is needed to be able to function), and maybe use it in marketing. Some go a little further, but please show me one mainstream site that takes over all your (copy)rights when you post?
ffsm8 25 days ago [-]
You might be correct that I'm mistaken wrt the intellectual property of comments. I'm not an IP lawyer and cannot state it with confidence one way or another.
What I feel comfortable stating is however that we have precident for the exact scenario the person I responded to (wanting royalties for a storyline they posted on a social media website) and this precident showed that are least the lawyers of WB were of the opinion that a rewrite outside of any social media platform was necessary.
dhosek 26 days ago [-]
The hardest thing for me to believe in The Martian was that one of the astronauts would have brought a book with a printed ASCII table in it.
frosted-flakes 26 days ago [-]
It wasn't a book, it was on Johansen's laptop. And the ASCII was for communicating by pointing the camera on the mars rover, because it couldn't be positioned precisely enough for 26 different positions.
elygre 26 days ago [-]
I love how that’s the hardest thing to believe.
sudhirj 26 days ago [-]
Why, wasn’t The Martian an example of hard sci-fi, a story that conforms strongly to the known laws of physics? Not necessarily probability, economics or politics, but hard sci-fi is written to be plausible.
simpaticoder 26 days ago [-]
The story is enjoyable, but like most such tales is amounts to building a string of deadly obstacles for the protagonist and then giving him just enough to survive each one. (FWIW the least realistic step was the ship turning around to get him, because spaceships typically don't carry any extra fuel. But in general there were too many resources lying around for him to use, especially the unattended lift vehicle. The plutonium core and the potatoes were a nice touch, though.)
SonicScrub 25 days ago [-]
It's been a while since I've read the book / seen the movie, but I believe the ship intercepted a resupply payload launched from earth as it was performing it's slingshot.
II2II 25 days ago [-]
> FWIW the least realistic step was the ship turning around to get him, because spaceships typically don't carry any extra fuel.
The turning around and returning to Mars bit may have been realistic. They would have needed fuel to get into Earth orbit. (That said, the timing to return to Mars in any sane trajectory would likely be off.) The real problem would be getting into Mars orbit at the end of the return journey.
II2II 25 days ago [-]
Even hard science fiction takes liberties since it pushes the boundaries of science or engineering. It explores the plausible, rather than what has been accomplished. If it didn't do so, it would not differ all that much from regular fiction (i.e. the story may be made up, but it is anchored in everyday reality).
As for the ASCII table, I wouldn't be surprised if it is one of the most commonly reproduced data tables in print and I would be surprised if it wasn't the mostly commonly reproduced table digitally. Virtually every *ix system will have a copy of it. The documentation for most development tools will probably have it. All you need is someone technically inclined in your life, which you will almost certainly have on a mission to Mars, and you will likely have a copy of an ASCII table (whether anyone knows it is there or not).
dclowd9901 26 days ago [-]
I mean, why even use an ASCII table at that point? For initial comm you could just do A=0, B=1 etc. for initial comms (until you get to the point you want to reprogram the eeprom) you can have higher bandwidth communication.
hoten 26 days ago [-]
If I remember correctly, the book addressed this. 26 division of a circle was too much for reliable determination of which sign the camera was pointing at, so 16 (hex) made the angles more workable.
If we're talking efficiency, I wonder why he didn't consider Morse code. Well I guess that's easy, even though it's faster it takes a skilled operator to read it in realtime, and he had little time to write any individual bit of information down (cumbersomely writing in sand is slow)
Thorrez 26 days ago [-]
You can't represent 26 possibilities with a single hex digit. So it'll require 2 hex digits.
If you're going to require 2 digits, then that can be done with 2 decimal digits as well. So there's no need for hex, and no need for ascii tables.
However, if you need more than just the 26 letters, e.g. if you also need numbers and/or punctuation, then ascii might be useful, and hex might be useful to encode ascii into 2 digits.
shortrounddev2 26 days ago [-]
He later painstakingly translates machine code transmitted via the camera to the rover which patches the software to allow him to chat via text, so hex came in handy
vasco 26 days ago [-]
If I send you this: 48697468657265
Why do I need to send it to you 2 digits at a time? It's valid hex that converts to ascii, only 1 symbol at a time, which is how he communicated.
He could've done it with just a card for 0 and another for 1 if he really wanted.
Thorrez 26 days ago [-]
I didn't say it needs to be sent 2 digits at a time.
The points of my previous comment:
* Ascii is only needed if we need to encode things other than just letters (or if case matters).
* Hex is only better than decimal if hex allows the number of digits to be reduced. If we need to only encode 26 elements, then hex doesn't reduce the number of digits compared to decimal, so hex has no advantage over decimal in the 26-element case.
Using just 0 or 1 will increase the number of digits needed, so has a clear disadvantage compared to hex or decimal.
vasco 26 days ago [-]
> Hex is only better than decimal if hex allows the number of digits to be reduced. If we need to only encode 26 elements, then hex doesn't reduce the number of digits compared to decimal, so hex has no advantage over decimal in the 26-element case
He had more than 26 things to encode, I believe he started with numbers, letters and a question mark.
> Using just 0 or 1 will increase the number of digits needed, so has a clear disadvantage compared to hex or decimal
Using 0 or 1 decreases that to only 3 cards (including question mark), and increasing the safety margin to 120° on the setup he had. It'd take longer but be more robust.
Thorrez 25 days ago [-]
>He had more than 26 things to encode
Ok, then hoten's comment had an error which propagated to my comments:
>26 division of a circle was too much for reliable determination of which sign the camera was pointing at
unsupp0rted 26 days ago [-]
Too bad he didn't know Hangul (Korean writing system). He could have managed to communicate well enough with half a dozen chars.
artemiszx 26 days ago [-]
I mean they had laptops; just
for (unsigned char i = 0; i < 127; i++) {
printf("%x: %c\n", i, i);
}
Munksgaard 26 days ago [-]
Or `man ascii`
ed_elliott_asc 26 days ago [-]
Surely `spaceman ascii`
mrlonglong 24 days ago [-]
$ spaceman ascii
bash: spaceman: command not found
kidneystereotyp 24 days ago [-]
chatgpt how to fix bash: spaceman: command not found
IgorPartola 26 days ago [-]
It’s a book. Explaining a lookup table is way easier for a reader than explaining this code snippet.
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ljm 25 days ago [-]
Communications broke down, but their bladders didn't.
Danny Boyle - 28 Lightyears Later.
speed_spread 24 days ago [-]
There's also the scenario where a pattern of intelligence is found in the noise from the life support sensors telemetry, halfway between Poltergeist and Contact.
voxelghost 25 days ago [-]
Okay, so it seems ^this is going to be my most upvoted comment on HN, by an order of magnitude. Who would have thunk...
All that data seems would be really helpful to help me do some nasty social engineering with the ISS and crew
Only thing now is how to haul my ass up there to do that
dylan604 26 days ago [-]
> Only thing now is how to haul my ass up there to do that
If you take a ride on Starliner, you might need to ensure your schedule is extremely flexible
brian-armstrong 26 days ago [-]
"I'm calling about your space station's extended warranty"
LeftHandPath 25 days ago [-]
Dear, this is a dangerous bit of information to discover. Incredibly tempted to spend wayyy too much time making an SVG of the ISS and animating it based on this.
pyrolux 25 days ago [-]
Umm yes yes and if you do that the ISS mimic team would be very interested in seeing it (and more so if it could be integrated into our program :) )
LeftHandPath 23 days ago [-]
I've been spending about ~10 hours a day on a startup idea I had recently, but if that falls through, I'll be in touch
yieldcrv 26 days ago [-]
Nice, time for a rebasing token that rebases to the Airlock Pressure value
scam some boomers with Real World Assets(tm)
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
Heh, I follow a Bluesky bot that posts HN stories that have gone over 50 points and unexpectedly saw a very familiar Github link. I'd made a Show HN story about this ~5 days ago (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42464454) and I was like "huh, how'd that suddenly get more traction" but turns out it wasn't even my post!
I'm so delighted that this is easily my most popular OSS project over the past 15 or so years (I have my "serious" stuff elsewhere), and I'm not being sarcastic here.
I'll happily answer any questions folks have (expect some reply lag because holiday season). I figure the most popular question is probably going to be "… but why?" though, and the honest-to-the-gods answer is "because I thought it was funny"; I was trying to come up with a nice and simple 1st project to do with Swift (holy crap that language's concurrency story is confusing), and once I ran into iss-mimic I knew what I had to do.
yen223 26 days ago [-]
Are you planning to add AI and monetize this?
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
Absolutely! Realtime data will require a subscription, which will also include an LLM analysis of the past week's data. I think one of the VCs funding my upcoming disruptive space station piss tank telemetry platform requested that.
I'm pretty sure I can also shove a blockchain in there somewhere too even though they're a bit passé.
KaiserPro 26 days ago [-]
Will you release the piss dataset for commercial use?
or will you consider a piss left license?
robertlagrant 26 days ago [-]
Can you elaborate on where quantum computing can fit in? We want this thing future-proofed.
jaennaet 25 days ago [-]
pISSStream is already a quantum application as I wrote it while in a box with a poison gas system that can be triggered by the decay of a radionuclide, allowing me to be in a superposition of being alive and dead – technically the app both exists and doesn't exist.
I'm 100% certain this is how quantum computation works and am available for department chair positions and speaking engagements for conferences.
robertlagrant 24 days ago [-]
That makes sense, but what if your service goes down and we can't get a hold of all the valid data? Before I invest in the $0/year fee, I'd like you to confirm that you're using the Blockchain somehow?
slater 25 days ago [-]
Sentient cat programmer: Confirmed.
charles_f 26 days ago [-]
Will it be called the piss+ or the piss-pro?
throwup238 26 days ago [-]
Piss+ ofcourse. It sets up the zero-G defecation market for the much more profitable piss+poop product.
But the real money is in piss+poop enterprise which comes with SSO (single shit to orbit).
borski 26 days ago [-]
Thank you for this holiday gift of laughter <3
kylecazar 26 days ago [-]
More agile
mgsouth 26 days ago [-]
You don't really want an agile toilet interface. This is more a waterfall project.
NBJack 25 days ago [-]
I regret to inform you that waterfall planning is often considered a fail state in the toilet development world (and a messy one to clean up).
I can however recommend the Spiral Model [1] as a lesser known Waterfall variation, which carries a heavier focus on risk management. It resembles a conch shell, and may require up to three attempts [2] to get your toilet development process correct.
It'd be fantastic to have the flag of the country last pissed on in the menu bar item.
Ie. when the tank level increased last I guess? The value doesn't always seem to just monotonically increase though, but I could be wrong – frankly I haven't paid that close attention to the value. Could also be something like microgravity causing a bit of… uh… slosh making the sensor reading slightly inaccurate, or something along those lines?
shever73 25 days ago [-]
This has nerd-sniped me waaaay too much. Now I need to know the capacity of the ISS urine tank since an average adult urination is between 200 and 350ml.
llm_trw 26 days ago [-]
Now I'm thinking doing it for constellations, which zodiac is the most celestially pissy.
Dilettante_ 26 days ago [-]
Knowing which star sign 'causes' people to pee would be invaluable information to astrologists!
bingo-bongo 26 days ago [-]
The sky’s the limi.. no wait :D
grahamj 25 days ago [-]
For some reason I assumed they ejected the piss out into space so I was imagining using pee volume drop plus station location to determine trajectory of the pee and effectively track each load as it ventures out into space.
Oh well
keyle 26 days ago [-]
Have you considered making this a library? I think every Swift application needs this important metric on the about panel.
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
It actually started life as a Swift library package + cli tool without any sort of Xcode project, but somehow when I tried to add it to an Xcode GUI project I just kept getting weird-ass linker errors and gave up after a while (nobody ask what those errors were, it's been a week and I can barely remember what happened yesterday)
I know they're working on ways to recycle the urine into water. Can you add a display of water levels and somehow show when it transfers between the two?
bingo-bongo 25 days ago [-]
There is a metric or code already that shows when the recycling happens - if I recall correctly it’s at least a couple of times per day, but I’ll check my notes tomorrow…
Ok I was the the tech lead and a flight controller at NASA with the team that released this telemetry as part of Isslive which this api (used by ISS mimic) used - we spent a number of years educating the public about the space station program
lol that is a bit funny.. good to see our livestream server is being put to good use - lots of other good telemetry though :)
I love ISSMimic
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
I am not sorry and I will do it again.
But on a more serious note, while my use of live ISS telemetry is probably about as maximally frivolous as can get, it's nothing short of amazing that this sort of abject silliness is not only possible but actually trivial to pull off. So hats off to you and the rest of the hard-working folks at NASA (et al) who made it possible in the first place.
And yes there's definitely all kinds of interesting telemetry available from the ISS. Seeing the dashboard that the ISS mimic project has was quite an eye-opener
matsemann 26 days ago [-]
Thousands of people are today learning about these metrics thanks to your funny project. And from that, someone else will also make something cool and useful.
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
I'm going to add "science communicator" to my résumé.
But yes, the app may be a joke but at least there's something there beneath the joke.
mhh__ 25 days ago [-]
In jest but this is a good example of how spending a bit of time on APIs and metrics and so on is buying an option on creativity in the future
9dev 26 days ago [-]
I was wondering, when the ISS will finally be shut down and destroyed, will the telemetry stream run until the very end? In that case, I’m going to wait in front of the terminal for that last farewell of the station when the time comes…
magic_smoke_ee 26 days ago [-]
~2030 as of now.
arendtio 25 days ago [-]
It's funny how the music reminds me of the Star Trek Voyager Theme, and yet it is not the same music :D
Interesting. I asked Claude and ChatGPT-4o similar things and got quite a bit of variance. Using Aider and giving it your prompt, "Output a single HTML page with included JavaScript and CSS that fetches the latest levels of the urine tank on the ISS and displays it appropriately - it should be mobile friendly" and adding "use the same api as the swift code" worked in one shot. However, Claude could not one-shot it If I just asked for a "web page", and it took a couple more prompts to get it working. ChatGPT-4o kinda failed at the task. It hallucinated a URL to load lightstream.js from, but didn't realize that and I had to gasp debug the problem myself. I also tried with Copilot in VSCode since that's now free and got similar results.
With such variance though, it now becomes much easier for me to see why the question of if LLMs are any good at coding is so contentious every time it comes up on HN. If, even for such a small, well defined task, there's such variance in behavior from seemingly small prompt changes, it's now easier for me to see why some people see it as the second coming and others think LLM-assisted program is all hot air.
sumedh 25 days ago [-]
> With such variance though
I agree, I have noticed some prompts which work perfectly fine on Claude when used in WindSurf IDE which uses Claude the same prompt did not work.
LLM models work fine for small scripts but when it comes to large Codebase I just cannot trust them.
gloflo 26 days ago [-]
Ethical usage would include thankful attribution.
simonw 25 days ago [-]
Yeah, that's fair - added "Adapted from pISSStream by Jännät" just now.
varenc 25 days ago [-]
I’m going to cite this web port whenever someone claims LLMs are no better than stackoverflow copy pasta.
kirubakaran 26 days ago [-]
Good example of stream processing
pyrolux 26 days ago [-]
ISS Mimic team member here - I love it. Great work!
And for anyone worried about astronaut privacy, the urine tank quantity does not reflect ... direct addition of urine from a crew member ;)
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
"Great" may be overstating things just a tiny bit especially in comparison to ISS Mimic but I'll absolutely take the compliment, thank you.
I'm also curious as to what the quantity actually does reflect – I clearly haven't peered deep enough into the soul of the UWMS.
pyrolux 26 days ago [-]
Oh it definitely does reflect how much astronaut urine is in the tank, but the value changes (sadly?) don't indicate direct use of the toilet due to how the system is configured.
futhey 26 days ago [-]
Well where exactly are my tax dollars going then? /s
klausa 26 days ago [-]
Now I'm genuinely curious — what _does_ it reflect then?
matsemann 26 days ago [-]
It might include additional liquid for flushing/cleaning etc?
What I'm curious about is when the levels go down. Does that mean it's emptied over some country?
stragies 26 days ago [-]
I thought, that most/all water is recycled into the drinking water tank after some processing.
zaik 26 days ago [-]
Aliens using the ISS toilet confirmed.
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JodieBenitez 26 days ago [-]
Spot on variable names.
static let pissYellowLight = Color(red: 0.95, green: 0.85, blue: 0.2)
static let pissYellowDark = Color(red: 0.7, green: 0.6, blue: 0.1)
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
Heh yeah I was meaning to change background & foreground colours on the menu bar item, but apparently SwiftUI's MenuBarExtra labels don't actually support changing the colors – at least not in any way that I found immediately obvious. I naturally forgot to remove the unused enum after I gave up trying to customise the label.
bfeist 26 days ago [-]
Creator of apolloinrealtime.org here. I work on the ISS program now. Hat’s off, sir.
BuildTheRobots 26 days ago [-]
Apollo in Real Time is an overwhelmingly awesome resource. Thank you.
yjftsjthsd-h 26 days ago [-]
I... Did not know that was public information.
Oarch 26 days ago [-]
It's publicly funded!
pooper 26 days ago [-]
I didn't know that working for a state-funded college meant my pay information would be public information until one day someone told me they googled me and found how little I was making...
qingcharles 26 days ago [-]
Username checks out.
bowsamic 26 days ago [-]
I was a LIGO member, which is publicly funded, and our live data stream was extremely secret, and in fact when you publish a paper you have to go through an internal review process called P&P that checks if you're using any secret data without permission
lostlogin 26 days ago [-]
An API may have saved a Freedom Of Information Act request.
yen223 26 days ago [-]
You could potentially send a notification every time a crew member takes a whizz
dylan604 26 days ago [-]
Could you then start to identify which astronaut by the amount? I didn't follow the link to see what other data that is not being used contains, but if there's any other chemical analysis data it could be done. NASA could then solve their funding issues by selling all of that analytics to data hoarders and start showing ads on all of the screens on the ISS. Hell, I'm now surprised that some YC startup hasn't released a Smart Toilet that does this.
Waterluvian 26 days ago [-]
> Hell, I'm now surprised that some YC startup hasn't released a Smart Toilet that does this.
well, rule 42 of the internet: if you can think it, it exists on the internet
Y_Y 26 days ago [-]
I'm more concerned about the unthinkable things.
notpushkin 26 days ago [-]
Don't think too hard about it.
And probably let's not apply rule 34 here, either.
magic_smoke_ee 26 days ago [-]
Depending on the frequency of data updates, rate-of-change and rate-of-rate-of-change could be calculated and possibly correlated with specific user(s).
bayindirh 26 days ago [-]
It's interesting that the Russian version of the page uses the same blue color scheme Russians like to use for their consoles and equipment.
It's a neat and considerate detail if you ask me.
mofunnyman 26 days ago [-]
Privacy is not a concern in space I guess. Absolutely horrific, I love it.
daft_pink 26 days ago [-]
I’m just waiting for Apple to invent the iSpace Station, where privacy is taken seriously and Google writes them a trillion dollar check to be the default service provider.
Hmm. Maybe the next version should use AI to deduce the path the whizzing crew member took, by combining the tank fill status with other telemetry data like station orientation, vibration in different components etc.
onionisafruit 26 days ago [-]
Just in time for “Merry Christmas, shitter’s full”
grantsh 26 days ago [-]
I thought this was really cool so I decided to write a windows version :)
Somewhat incredibly, v0.2 is out thanks to a contributor! Adds signal loss handling, so now you can see at a glance if ISS telemetry is actually even being received by the ground station.
Running this app, it's downloading about 1kb/s from push.lightstreamer.com, is that expected behaviour...?
jaennaet 25 days ago [-]
Yeah that'd be the telemetry stream, probably specifically the new telemetry status & timestamp subscription that got added in 0.2, it gets updated maaaaaany times per second. Unfortunately it's a push and not a pull model stream so I'm not quite sure if there's any "clean" way for the app to throttle the incoming data except eg. periodically just unsubscribe from the very chatty status subscription.
slater 25 days ago [-]
Just to be sure, you mean telemetry in the sense of "retrieve latest ISS " telemetry, or "evil marketing 101 phone-home" telemetry...?
jaennaet 24 days ago [-]
Evil marketing 101 phone-home telemetry would be going in the other direction.
So I guess in effect you're sort of getting the ISS's phone-home telemetry?
varenc 24 days ago [-]
yes of course. If you go to https://iss-mimic.github.io/Mimic/ you can see the websocket to `wss://push.lightstreamer.com/lightstreamer` being opened and the stream of events. That provides a stream of ALL ISS telemetry data and this app is only making use of the urine tank data.
porkphish 25 days ago [-]
Next version could take the streamed data and convert it into tones. Listen to the stream. :)
beaugunderson 25 days ago [-]
wanted this but didn't want to run another app when I'm already running SwiftBar--here is a version suitable for use with SwiftBar/xbar/etc. (error handling left as an exercise for the reader):
#!/usr/bin/env node
var Ls = require('lightstreamer-client-node');
var sub1 = new Ls.Subscription("MERGE",["NODE3000005"],["Value", "Status", "TimeStamp"]);
sub1.addListener({
onItemUpdate: function(obj) {
const percentage = obj.getValue('Value') + '%';
console.log(`${percentage} `);
process.exit(0);
}
});
var client = new Ls.LightstreamerClient("http://push.lightstreamer.com","ISSLIVE");
client.connect();
client.subscribe(sub1);
durul 25 days ago [-]
Hi Guys,
I added Immersive Experience with 3D for Vision Pro. If you want to see a urine tank with a fullness rate with 3D. Please check this Pr. https://github.com/Jaennaet/pISSStream/pull/7
#visionpro
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hyhconito 26 days ago [-]
That is absolutely hilarious and amazing. I love the effort people put into things like this.
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
This is exactly the sort of reaction I was hoping to inspire.
Like I said in my Show HN story, this is clearly a ridiculous and more or less completely useless application (probably even if you work for ISS Environmental Control and Life Support System), but it really is kind of amazing that this is possible in the first place, and didn't even involve all that much effort apart from the obvious newbie hurdles like "how in the hell am I supposed to do XYZ in Xcode?"
I love that the project embraces piss as its central theme, the name itself, all variables such as "pissAmount"... But then the project description modestly calls it "urine".
That's my favorite project of 2024 so far!
bagels 26 days ago [-]
I wish there was more written in the readme about the motivation for this project.
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
Good point! I'll have to add that in at some point after the holidays.
My motivation was entirely that I thought this was both a hilariously stupid use of a space station's telemetry stream, but also kind of amazing at the same time. Also a great excuse to learn Swift, but the sheer ridiculousness was what drove me.
Like I said in my earlier Show HN post on this (I think? Or maybe on Bluesky), it's remarkable that we live in a world where it takes an afternoon to bang out a joke application that reads actual realtime telemetry data from a space station's toilets.
zanderwohl 26 days ago [-]
I enjoy that you learned how to use Swift in some new ways, including the MacOS menu bar. This is a perfect practice project, it seems.
jsheard 26 days ago [-]
Knowing the status of the ISS piss tank is its own reward.
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
See, you get it.
beAbU 26 days ago [-]
I wonder how many amazing things put there died a crib death because the creator struggled to find a "real" motivation for it's existence.
I reckon more often than not "because I wanted to" is more than enough for many things.
dialup_sounds 26 days ago [-]
I expected to see a CoC in the repo.
yjftsjthsd-h 26 days ago [-]
I mean,
> Not the epitome of good coding practices since this was my first Swift & macOS app ever, may break in exciting ways at the slightest excuse.
sounds like it's a learning exercise. One of my first interesting programs was a weather app; this is just a weirder version of that.
Forked the code and built a windows .net version. I got it to bring in telemetry data but failed to get the Urine Tank [%]
orf 26 days ago [-]
In space, nobody can hear you piss.
And they don’t need to, because they get a notification on their desktop when you do.
Add space piss notifications.
riiii 26 days ago [-]
Is there a separate tank for solid excrement? Are we missing an opportunity for a shit stream?
How is that even released from ISS?
shever73 25 days ago [-]
Yes, the solid matter goes into waste containers that are burned up on re-entry of the supply craft. Unfortunately there doesn’t seem to be a reading for the solid waste containers.
It makes wishing on a falling star less romantic, though, when you realise you could be wishing on flaming astronaut poop.
highwaylights 26 days ago [-]
If you’re looking at this post and thinking to yourself “but.. why?” that means it’s currently functioning correctly.
sugabush 26 days ago [-]
Urine trouble if I see this on your screen
mrlonglong 22 days ago [-]
I'm tempted to do something similar for Gnome extensions, how straightforward is it to write an extension that does the same thing on Gnome? Gnome is a Linux desktop.
MarcelOlsz 26 days ago [-]
This is the first and only macOS menu bar app I've ever used and I couldn't be happier.
Just checked github and the folder/file names are totally unreadable. Even rust project has better folder name like src/ test/ instead of these pISSStream.xcodeproj pISSStream etc...
Apple please do better.
Thanks.
raminf 26 days ago [-]
On semi-related news...
Santa Cruz Wharf’s fallen restroom becomes an unlikely tourist attraction: https://archive.ph/k1lwt
noufalibrahim 26 days ago [-]
A bit of a drip if you ask me. The whole thing reeks of stale body fluids. Why don't you piss off and make something useful?
Seriously though, this is a hits the sweet spot of being useless and funny perfectly.
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
Exactly what I was going for.
I'd rather make something funny (but also kind of interesting) than useful any day.
noufalibrahim 26 days ago [-]
I remember David Beazley of SWIG fame saying that he uses this as a metric. Include stuff in the course that makes people say... " I don't know how that's useful but damn that is cool".
pmarreck 25 days ago [-]
The real story here is that a man with no Swift experience but who had a funny idea banged out a Mac app in a spare afternoon, probably with LLM assistance
Thorrez 26 days ago [-]
I don't think that page is using the word "errata" correctly. I think it's supposed to be a list of errors, but it doesn't seem to list any errors.
layer8 26 days ago [-]
Maybe one of the crew members will start to urinate in Morse code.
laxd 26 days ago [-]
It's too hard to pull of. We need an RFC for a Urination Communication Protocol.
hex3 26 days ago [-]
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nom 26 days ago [-]
Awesome, was just looking for sth like this, perfect timing
speakspokespok 26 days ago [-]
Are there any video games that include the ISS? It would be a cool add-on, having live telemetry added to the in-game version.
Space toilets are one of those things that are both critical and ignored in most depictions of space. Even in all the years of Star Trek they have "sonic showers" , but never depict a toilet.
It's amazing that NASA publishes this data in real time.
throwup238 26 days ago [-]
> Space toilets are one of those things that are both critical and ignored in most depictions of space. Even in all the years of Star Trek they have "sonic showers" , but never depict a toilet
Why would they? They have artificial gravity everywhere and iirc it’s never failed like every other piece of technology when the plot demands it. The toilets wouldn’t look any different, except maybe the ones to accommodate non-human species (THAT would be interesting). Star Trek elides a lot of things that would otherwise be boring because “post-nuclear war Utopia solved it.”
Evacuation is only interesting in zero-G. Although to be fair I don’t remember the expanse or most other hard scifi touching on the topic.
0_____0 26 days ago [-]
The novel versions of the Expanse do touch on human excreta at points. There's a mention of a urine collection device in a space suit at some point.
duskwuff 26 days ago [-]
The TV series does too, indirectly. Look up the etymology of the expletive "felota".
crazygringo 26 days ago [-]
I suddenly realize, though, that I can't ever remember seeing a bathroom door anywhere on any USS Enterprise or similar.
Like, wouldn't there be one tucked away in a back corner of the bridge, or a corner of a room or passage adjoining the bridge? Shouldn't we see a bathroom door, or at least the open entrance to a "bathroom corridor", as the characters do a walk-and-talk down the hallways?
And then... regular TV shows show women putting on or taking off their makeup in the bathroom mirror, people having a conversation through the shower door, someone in a stall overhearing a conversation by the sink... has Star Trek ever shown that?
What the heck does a bathroom look like on Star Trek? And the bathroom signage?
xoxxala 26 days ago [-]
There is a bathroom door off the Enterprise-D bridge labeled HEAD. And the official deck plans have a second bathroom off of Picard’s ready room. But those are the only official ones.
p_ing 26 days ago [-]
Visually, it's on the bridge of the Enterprise D [0][1]. Everyone else has to use a bucket [2].
The Battlestar Galactica reboot had a few scenes in the locker room/shower/toilet area. Pretty spartan, but probably familiar to anyone who served on a navy ship.
wishfish 26 days ago [-]
I remember one Star Trek writer theorizing that the Klingons were so cranky because they never put toilets in their ships.
I loved Babylon 5. One minor reason was because a scene was filmed in a restroom. With ultraviolet lights used in place of water for the handwashing. A sign that the characters are living in The Future. Showrunner J Michael Straczynski did this specifically as a small dig against Star Trek.
unsnap_biceps 26 days ago [-]
My pet theory is that Star Trek just beams the waste out of folks automatically.
hk1337 26 days ago [-]
My understanding is the waste gets resequenced and used to create other items.
* Enterprise - S1E8 Breaking the Ice
> Tucker: The first thing you've got to understand is we recycle pretty much everything on a starship. That includes waste, and the first thing that happens to the waste is it gets processed through a machine called a bio-matter resequencer. Then it gets broken down into.
> So the waste is broken down into little molecules and then they get transformed into any number of things we can use on the ship. Cargo containers, insulation, boots, you name it.
* Discovery - S3E12 There is a tide...
> Admiral Charles Vance: It's made of our shit, you know.
> That's the base material that we use in our replicators. We deconstruct it to the atomic level and then reform the atoms.
jsheard 26 days ago [-]
Hopefully no beta testers had their guts beamed into space by accident when they were dialing it in. What a way to go.
ceejayoz 26 days ago [-]
The frequency with which the supposedly mature tech glitches out would have me very leery of using it for mundane purposes daily.
hyhconito 26 days ago [-]
Having spent an uncomfortable and expensive night in a foreign hospital after creating my own personal fatberg, this sounds like a technological innovation that would bring tears of joy rather than stress to my eyes.
dylan604 26 days ago [-]
anyone with kidney stones would be interested as well
smitelli 26 days ago [-]
Maybe give my arteries a quick scrape while you’re in there.
hyhconito 26 days ago [-]
Oh yeah been there too. Imagine the day you could beam them out!
egypturnash 26 days ago [-]
It is a little known fact that everyone in Trek pees and poos in the sonic shower.
dylan604 26 days ago [-]
I like the story arc in Avenue 5 about dealing with waste in space. They went in a slightly different direction though
semi-extrinsic 26 days ago [-]
Isn't it a joke in Space Cowboys, where Tommy Lee Jones inspects a gadget and one of the young astronauts tell him it's the "ACM - Asshole Centering Monitor"
dylan604 26 days ago [-]
Centering Module
Of course there was the scene in Apollo 13 about catching the clap from sharing relief tubes that puts things in perspective
mrcwinn 26 days ago [-]
Thank you. Humanity's not done yet!
KaiserPro 26 days ago [-]
When you make a newsletter (so hot right now) can you call it "Piss Fax"?
sys_64738 26 days ago [-]
What type of MCU sensor is on the pee bucket? How would one communicate with it?
ngcc_hk 25 days ago [-]
Is there other modern interested telemetry we can do?
Btw is in big bang theory …
wasabinator 26 days ago [-]
The perfect DevOops tool
perching_aix 26 days ago [-]
Great for competitions.
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
What… uh, what sort of competitions are we talking about here, exactly?
thr0waway001 25 days ago [-]
What do they do with the urine when the tank is full?
wkat4242 24 days ago [-]
Reprocess it to drinking water
DonHopkins 26 days ago [-]
Finally the perfect use for the accursed touch bar!
neycoda 25 days ago [-]
How do they know it's urine in the tank?
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InfiniteVortex 26 days ago [-]
What an incredibly specific application!
i_love_retros 25 days ago [-]
> It's remarkable that we live in a world where it takes an afternoon to bang out a joke application that reads actual realtime telemetry data from a space station's toilets.
An afternoon? Yeah, right.
lanewinfield 26 days ago [-]
so this means if the % is actively increasing, we could also have a isSomeoneCurrentlyPISSSing boolean
lostlogin 26 days ago [-]
A live stream stream!
amelius 26 days ago [-]
If the % increases in small steps, then the hasProblemsVoiding boolean is set.
CodeWriter23 26 days ago [-]
This is weird.
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
I wholeheartedly agree
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hooverd 26 days ago [-]
The piss meter IS real. I love this.
e-clinton 26 days ago [-]
Nothing against the project itself but I gotta say, the amount of votes this post has gathered makes me lose faith in HN.
g3ol4d0 26 days ago [-]
The internet is amazing
rylan-talerico 26 days ago [-]
This readme is hilarious
amanda99 26 days ago [-]
The finns strike again.
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caseyohara 26 days ago [-]
Now I’m curious when and how the tank is emptied. Is the waste periodically picked up and brought back to Earth? Is it flushed directly into space? If not, is it because there is a risk of septic satellites, so to speak, stuck in orbit for other satellites to collide with? Moreover, what happens if the tank reaches capacity?
kevin_thibedeau 26 days ago [-]
It's recycled as drinking water on ISS. For the shuttle, it was dumped creating an ice cloud that was visible from the ground with the sun in the right position.
Shipping water is not ideal, I’m all for filtration and reuse. As a true NIMBY, I’ll stick with fresh water for myself.
ThinkBeat 26 days ago [-]
The water you can find to drink on earth has most likely been
recycled through men and beasts countless times over millions of years.
Though the precise permutation atoms could be new.
lostlogin 26 days ago [-]
Of for sure. It’s just that it’s a bit too close to home when you know who’s piss it is you’re drinking.
I’m more ok with diplodocus piss.
gruturo 26 days ago [-]
The Expanse (book series) has a nice quote about water that "had been piss and tears and sweat and blood. The circle of life on Ceres was so small you could see the curve."
(Can't remember if these 2 are actually back-to-back, or even from the same book, but I think they were. Been a few years).
gosub100 26 days ago [-]
I can't remember the original source but I recall a pseudo inspirational quote that X atoms in your body were once part of Michaelengelo (or some other famous person). Seems plausible, yet another mind bender attributable to quantum physics.
dylan604 26 days ago [-]
It is filtered and reused as drinking water.
dbacar 26 days ago [-]
pISSStreamUITests -> pISSStreamUrineTests
m3kw9 26 days ago [-]
Why not the poop tank, dueces per hour. Not too hard to do engineering wise
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
Oh believe me I would have used that metric if there was one, but apparently there is no fecal storage tank as such; your poop is collected in a bag by the Universal Waste Management System or UWMS (which is what you call a space toilet when you're NASA and don't want to say "space toilet"), and those bags are stashed in a "removable fecal storage canister". Some of those canisters are returned to Earth "for evaluation" ("yup, it's poop"), but most are loaded onto a cargo ship that is then burned up on re-entry. Couldn't see any obvious telemetry for the UWMS' urine / feces separatator fan system kajigger either (the "Dual Fan Separator" + sort of gearbox, because apparently a space toilet needs a gearbox.)
>because apparently a space toilet needs a gearbox
For when you need to shi(f)t into maximum overdrive?
m3kw9 26 days ago [-]
Yeah it makes more sense to not have feces plumbing on the ship.
egypturnash 26 days ago [-]
Now this. This is the kind of quality hacking I come to this site for.
AzzyHN 25 days ago [-]
Finally
davidblue 26 days ago [-]
Thank you.
drooby 26 days ago [-]
That's great thank you. Can we please get this as an on the iOS Lock Screen app. Thanks.
jaennaet 26 days ago [-]
Leave a feature request issue! I might actually get around to it one beautiful day, and if we're very lucky that might even happen before the heat death of the universe.
yosito 26 days ago [-]
Great! Now I just need a way to see the menu bar items that get pushed behind the notch.
khobragade 25 days ago [-]
"but most of all, jaennaet is my hero"
userbinator 26 days ago [-]
...and it's almost 6MB. For a little widget that just reads some data from the network and displays it. That's what really takes the piss.
Relevant quote: "We flew to the moon on 4KB of RAM."
sam0x17 25 days ago [-]
and yet I still can't get a working CPU temp monitor in KDE taskbar in 2024 :(
94b45eb4 26 days ago [-]
At least it’s got tests … oh, wait …
ok654321 26 days ago [-]
Spending effort on such, uuhhh.... 'marvels'? really brings peo'le's daily life forward. Congrats on well-spent time!
/s
TheGreatAIPurge 25 days ago [-]
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post-it 25 days ago [-]
Hey man, it sounds like you had a shitty experience on some payment platform, so you made this account to complain and rile people up?
Sucks that you had a bad experience, it may be worthwhile posting a more direct tale of it - people here love commiserating about things and may even be able to help out.
Not sure what's up with your other racist comments though, that's pretty weird my dude.
fghorow 26 days ago [-]
For all the potential US Vice presidents in here[1] this NEEDS to have a temperature reading too! Not to mention volume conversions to buckets.
> I will not be adding any of them.
This, right here, is how you communicate non-goals of a project. Just perfect open-source communication best practices. We all stand to learn from this project.
(Though, predictably, some of us sit to interact with it.)
We already have precident on that topic via that short story about the reverse isekai airplane carrier to ancient Rome that was written on Reddit in early 2010s.
By writing the original on a social media platform you've effectively given full copyright to this company. If royalties need to be paid, they'd be paid to yc, not you
Can you please talk about this some more? A cursory search did not give me anything. What short story are you talking about and which adaptation of it?
> On October 21, 2011, Reddit administrators explained that the licensing terms were designed to protect the site from potential legal action, and that they did not intend to block the production of the movie.
... do you mean precedent of a scifi premise from social media being turned into a movie? or the precedent of a piece of media using a piss-tank's levels as a means of communication?
you're giving full copyright to the social media website you're posting on. If someone wanted to buy a licence to use this - whatever it might be - the discussion would be between the social media platform and the licensee. the original author of the work would not have any stake in that theoretical situation.
If you were wondering which specific case I'm referring to, ForHackernews linked to the wiki article. there is a small note on the licensing issue at the end there.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42509955
From what I remember, he had gotten a WB offer - which ultimately didn't pan out because a licensing agreeming couldn't occur. He'd have had to rewrite the story off-reddit for them to be able to license it. And that never happened.
(Well, he did rewrite it - but probably took too long, so the window of opportunity had already closed and it was never made into an actual movie)
A social media site typically takes a soft licence allowing it to store and reproduce your content (which is needed to be able to function), and maybe use it in marketing. Some go a little further, but please show me one mainstream site that takes over all your (copy)rights when you post?
What I feel comfortable stating is however that we have precident for the exact scenario the person I responded to (wanting royalties for a storyline they posted on a social media website) and this precident showed that are least the lawyers of WB were of the opinion that a rewrite outside of any social media platform was necessary.
The turning around and returning to Mars bit may have been realistic. They would have needed fuel to get into Earth orbit. (That said, the timing to return to Mars in any sane trajectory would likely be off.) The real problem would be getting into Mars orbit at the end of the return journey.
As for the ASCII table, I wouldn't be surprised if it is one of the most commonly reproduced data tables in print and I would be surprised if it wasn't the mostly commonly reproduced table digitally. Virtually every *ix system will have a copy of it. The documentation for most development tools will probably have it. All you need is someone technically inclined in your life, which you will almost certainly have on a mission to Mars, and you will likely have a copy of an ASCII table (whether anyone knows it is there or not).
If we're talking efficiency, I wonder why he didn't consider Morse code. Well I guess that's easy, even though it's faster it takes a skilled operator to read it in realtime, and he had little time to write any individual bit of information down (cumbersomely writing in sand is slow)
If you're going to require 2 digits, then that can be done with 2 decimal digits as well. So there's no need for hex, and no need for ascii tables.
However, if you need more than just the 26 letters, e.g. if you also need numbers and/or punctuation, then ascii might be useful, and hex might be useful to encode ascii into 2 digits.
Why do I need to send it to you 2 digits at a time? It's valid hex that converts to ascii, only 1 symbol at a time, which is how he communicated.
He could've done it with just a card for 0 and another for 1 if he really wanted.
The points of my previous comment:
* Ascii is only needed if we need to encode things other than just letters (or if case matters).
* Hex is only better than decimal if hex allows the number of digits to be reduced. If we need to only encode 26 elements, then hex doesn't reduce the number of digits compared to decimal, so hex has no advantage over decimal in the 26-element case.
Using just 0 or 1 will increase the number of digits needed, so has a clear disadvantage compared to hex or decimal.
He had more than 26 things to encode, I believe he started with numbers, letters and a question mark.
> Using just 0 or 1 will increase the number of digits needed, so has a clear disadvantage compared to hex or decimal
Using 0 or 1 decreases that to only 3 cards (including question mark), and increasing the safety margin to 120° on the setup he had. It'd take longer but be more robust.
Ok, then hoten's comment had an error which propagated to my comments:
>26 division of a circle was too much for reliable determination of which sign the camera was pointing at
for (unsigned char i = 0; i < 127; i++) { printf("%x: %c\n", i, i); }
bash: spaceman: command not found
Danny Boyle - 28 Lightyears Later.
Be sure to also read the project page:
https://github.com/ISS-Mimic/Mimic
Only thing now is how to haul my ass up there to do that
If you take a ride on Starliner, you might need to ensure your schedule is extremely flexible
scam some boomers with Real World Assets(tm)
I'm so delighted that this is easily my most popular OSS project over the past 15 or so years (I have my "serious" stuff elsewhere), and I'm not being sarcastic here.
I'll happily answer any questions folks have (expect some reply lag because holiday season). I figure the most popular question is probably going to be "… but why?" though, and the honest-to-the-gods answer is "because I thought it was funny"; I was trying to come up with a nice and simple 1st project to do with Swift (holy crap that language's concurrency story is confusing), and once I ran into iss-mimic I knew what I had to do.
I'm pretty sure I can also shove a blockchain in there somewhere too even though they're a bit passé.
or will you consider a piss left license?
I'm 100% certain this is how quantum computation works and am available for department chair positions and speaking engagements for conferences.
But the real money is in piss+poop enterprise which comes with SSO (single shit to orbit).
I can however recommend the Spiral Model [1] as a lesser known Waterfall variation, which carries a heavier focus on risk management. It resembles a conch shell, and may require up to three attempts [2] to get your toilet development process correct.
[1] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_model
[2] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demolition_Man_(film)
I’ve done something like this, but also used the location of ISS to figure out which country was “getting pissed on the most” by the astronauts.
I’m fairly sure I got a working script somewhere for the data, but unfortunately never got around to create a leaderboard website for it :/
It'd be fantastic to have the flag of the country last pissed on in the menu bar item.
Ie. when the tank level increased last I guess? The value doesn't always seem to just monotonically increase though, but I could be wrong – frankly I haven't paid that close attention to the value. Could also be something like microgravity causing a bit of… uh… slosh making the sensor reading slightly inaccurate, or something along those lines?
Oh well
https://bsky.app/profile/hnews.southla.social
No AI woo-woo which I consider a huge plus
https://youtu.be/xAhw_8B25N0?si=OZXH9sZ0bY_iX40V
And now 12 years later we have PissStream.. haha
lol that is a bit funny.. good to see our livestream server is being put to good use - lots of other good telemetry though :)
I love ISSMimic
But on a more serious note, while my use of live ISS telemetry is probably about as maximally frivolous as can get, it's nothing short of amazing that this sort of abject silliness is not only possible but actually trivial to pull off. So hats off to you and the rest of the hard-working folks at NASA (et al) who made it possible in the first place.
And yes there's definitely all kinds of interesting telemetry available from the ISS. Seeing the dashboard that the ISS mimic project has was quite an eye-opener
But yes, the app may be a joke but at least there's something there beneath the joke.
Created by pasting the entire Swift GitHub repo into Gemini 2.0 and asking it to port it to a web page: https://gist.github.com/simonw/b4aec4e879e50ac74f6f9cc6e1cdc...
With such variance though, it now becomes much easier for me to see why the question of if LLMs are any good at coding is so contentious every time it comes up on HN. If, even for such a small, well defined task, there's such variance in behavior from seemingly small prompt changes, it's now easier for me to see why some people see it as the second coming and others think LLM-assisted program is all hot air.
I agree, I have noticed some prompts which work perfectly fine on Claude when used in WindSurf IDE which uses Claude the same prompt did not work.
LLM models work fine for small scripts but when it comes to large Codebase I just cannot trust them.
And for anyone worried about astronaut privacy, the urine tank quantity does not reflect ... direct addition of urine from a crew member ;)
I'm also curious as to what the quantity actually does reflect – I clearly haven't peered deep enough into the soul of the UWMS.
What I'm curious about is when the levels go down. Does that mean it's emptied over some country?
Thanks, Smart Pipe!
https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ?si=xfgjgOVc_P4-k44C
And probably let's not apply rule 34 here, either.
It's a neat and considerate detail if you ask me.
[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtV80ZdpTY0
https://youtu.be/xcjLEwZqcQI?feature=shared
https://github.com/grantshandy/WinpISSStream
Direct download link: https://github.com/Jaennaet/pISSStream/releases/download/v0....
So I guess in effect you're sort of getting the ISS's phone-home telemetry?
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Like I said in my Show HN story, this is clearly a ridiculous and more or less completely useless application (probably even if you work for ISS Environmental Control and Life Support System), but it really is kind of amazing that this is possible in the first place, and didn't even involve all that much effort apart from the obvious newbie hurdles like "how in the hell am I supposed to do XYZ in Xcode?"
That's my favorite project of 2024 so far!
My motivation was entirely that I thought this was both a hilariously stupid use of a space station's telemetry stream, but also kind of amazing at the same time. Also a great excuse to learn Swift, but the sheer ridiculousness was what drove me.
Like I said in my earlier Show HN post on this (I think? Or maybe on Bluesky), it's remarkable that we live in a world where it takes an afternoon to bang out a joke application that reads actual realtime telemetry data from a space station's toilets.
I reckon more often than not "because I wanted to" is more than enough for many things.
> Not the epitome of good coding practices since this was my first Swift & macOS app ever, may break in exciting ways at the slightest excuse.
sounds like it's a learning exercise. One of my first interesting programs was a weather app; this is just a weirder version of that.
And they don’t need to, because they get a notification on their desktop when you do.
Add space piss notifications.
How is that even released from ISS?
It makes wishing on a falling star less romantic, though, when you realise you could be wishing on flaming astronaut poop.
https://github.com/Radiergummi/iss-metrics
Apple please do better.
Thanks.
Santa Cruz Wharf’s fallen restroom becomes an unlikely tourist attraction: https://archive.ph/k1lwt
Seriously though, this is a hits the sweet spot of being useless and funny perfectly.
I'd rather make something funny (but also kind of interesting) than useful any day.
https://bigbangtheory.fandom.com/wiki/Wolowitz_Zero-Gravity_...
Space toilets are one of those things that are both critical and ignored in most depictions of space. Even in all the years of Star Trek they have "sonic showers" , but never depict a toilet.
It's amazing that NASA publishes this data in real time.
Why would they? They have artificial gravity everywhere and iirc it’s never failed like every other piece of technology when the plot demands it. The toilets wouldn’t look any different, except maybe the ones to accommodate non-human species (THAT would be interesting). Star Trek elides a lot of things that would otherwise be boring because “post-nuclear war Utopia solved it.”
Evacuation is only interesting in zero-G. Although to be fair I don’t remember the expanse or most other hard scifi touching on the topic.
Like, wouldn't there be one tucked away in a back corner of the bridge, or a corner of a room or passage adjoining the bridge? Shouldn't we see a bathroom door, or at least the open entrance to a "bathroom corridor", as the characters do a walk-and-talk down the hallways?
And then... regular TV shows show women putting on or taking off their makeup in the bathroom mirror, people having a conversation through the shower door, someone in a stall overhearing a conversation by the sink... has Star Trek ever shown that?
What the heck does a bathroom look like on Star Trek? And the bathroom signage?
[0] https://cygnus-x1.net/links/lcars/blueprints/star-trek-the-n...
[1] https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bathroom
[2] https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Odo%27s_bucket
Thanks.
Not that it looked distinctive in any way, so you'd never notice:
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bathroom?file=Head_door...
But I am honestly amazed they did it at all.
And for other bathroom activities: One can imagine creative use of the transporter. Although: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIsauNJ392o
I loved Babylon 5. One minor reason was because a scene was filmed in a restroom. With ultraviolet lights used in place of water for the handwashing. A sign that the characters are living in The Future. Showrunner J Michael Straczynski did this specifically as a small dig against Star Trek.
* Enterprise - S1E8 Breaking the Ice
> Tucker: The first thing you've got to understand is we recycle pretty much everything on a starship. That includes waste, and the first thing that happens to the waste is it gets processed through a machine called a bio-matter resequencer. Then it gets broken down into.
> So the waste is broken down into little molecules and then they get transformed into any number of things we can use on the ship. Cargo containers, insulation, boots, you name it.
* Discovery - S3E12 There is a tide...
> Admiral Charles Vance: It's made of our shit, you know.
> That's the base material that we use in our replicators. We deconstruct it to the atomic level and then reform the atoms.
Of course there was the scene in Apollo 13 about catching the clap from sharing relief tubes that puts things in perspective
Btw is in big bang theory …
An afternoon? Yeah, right.
https://www.space.com/7274-mystery-explained-glow-night-sky-...
(Can't remember if these 2 are actually back-to-back, or even from the same book, but I think they were. Been a few years).
This is not knowledge I ever expected to have.
https://www.nasa.gov/humans-in-space/boldly-go-nasas-new-spa...
For when you need to shi(f)t into maximum overdrive?
Relevant quote: "We flew to the moon on 4KB of RAM."
/s
Sucks that you had a bad experience, it may be worthwhile posting a more direct tale of it - people here love commiserating about things and may even be able to help out.
Not sure what's up with your other racist comments though, that's pretty weird my dude.
[1] Hey, it _could_ happen. Look at Elon!